Beloved: Hey! You should come out and see this!
Beloved: Makoto's poop! It's HUGE!
Me: WHAT?! Why is he pooping outside?
Beloved: He said he wanted to pee so we let him, but then he went poop too.
Makoto: Daddy! Come here! I did a BIG stinky!
Me: ... I don't believe this. Ok, I'm coming.
Well, it WAS indeed, but still...