WDTCUWTS #9

No Goodnight Moon!

No lights!

No Santa!

-Hikaru, complaining that all the fun things that show up at night are off in the day.

WDTCUWTS#8

You know, first you go to Appleland and then you go over and then you go to the station and then you go across and then you go up onto the narrow road and then you go next to the tracks and then you go across and up and up and up and then you go left and there's the pinecone place. -Makoto on how to get to the park next to the hospital

WDTCUWTS #7

Superman, Superman, what do you see?

I see a fart looking at me!
-Makoto

WDTCUWTS #6

Makoto: Daddy, tomorrow let's go on the expressway.

Me: Why?

Makoto: So you can fart on the expressway and then a frog can jump on your face and climb on your head with the cow and everything else.

Me: ... Uh... We'll see?

WDTCUWTS #5

Hikaru: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Me: What?

Hikaru: TV!

(Times this by 20,000 while at home, in a car where there's no TV for miles, when I'm on the toilet, taking a shower, walking out the door, walking in the door, in bed, etc.)

WDTCUWTS #4

Beloved: Hey! You should come out and see this!

Me: What?

Beloved: Makoto's poop! It's HUGE!

Me: WHAT?! Why is he pooping outside?

Beloved: He said he wanted to pee so we let him, but then he went poop too.

Me: ...

Makoto: Daddy! Come here! I did a BIG stinky!

Me: ... I don't believe this. Ok, I'm coming.

Well, it WAS indeed, but still...

WDTCUWTS #3

Hikaru: Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

Me: What, Hikaru?

Hikaru: あっかんべー

To be fair, this isn't exactly a Where Do They Come Up With This Stuff, I KNOW where Hikaru came up with this, he was taught by his big brother and since everything thinks it's adorable, he repeats it, constantly.

WDTCUWTS #2

"No it's not Daddy! It's time for us to eat and play and fart!"
-Makoto when told it was time for him to go to bed.

Where Do They Come Up With This Stuff?

Makoto, on what he and Hikaru (Who is three years younger than him) were doing while in "Mommy's tummy":
Oh, playing hide and go seek and peek-a-boo, you know. And eating ice cream, and swimming, and sleeping!"